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Chapter 6. Can't See the Tree For the Woods
Again slowly trotting down The lane, now muchly pondering, He was stopped and questioned By the regulatious Red King.
In the Red King's Land, The soldiers and people common, Were inundated by red gloop So restrictin' and deadenin'.
In this Red, gloopy Land, Only foul bugs roam about free, Uhg! Including the BreadAndCircusMite, The BusybodySpider and The TeleBug.
Then there are the TeleBugs, Oh so numerous, Bringing datums and factotums To a malicious machine, oh so onerous; But now many of these maleficous insectings, Are ordered to our own fair land By our own 'white' kings.
Fortunately, in our own fair land, For how long, who knows, The DueProcessWasp keeps, Our own judges on their toes.
However, in our land, there are Now many dark red woods, Where the common people are only Pawns of elitist hoods; But Alix knows the way out of These dark dingy woods, To a land green and sunny, full of Joy and good goods.
Chapter 7. Maxims and Meanings
Now Alix powerfully Pats the back of poor Uncle Sam, To free the gloop that blocks up His Constitution like a dam.
Now the Constitution scares The Mad Chatter And the Split Hare, To prevent illegal seizures Of Mr. Loremouse Who is now free To lecture without care.
Chapter 8 The Mock Crier
Then Alix saw the Town Crier Wailing out today's urgent crisis, But it all seemed like that sixties' Cigar-Smoker's missile crisis.
George Orwell said to the Town Crier, "Well, don't you remember, not more then twenty years ago, that you said that our biggest enemies were the Red Russians and the Red Chinese and that they were here, there, everywhere, under every bush, ready to attack and destroy us and that the Islamisists were our very friends who would help us fight them." "I never said that. Never. The Chinese and the Russians are our friends and have always been our friends. The Islamisists are our enemies and have always been, for as long as I remember, our deadliest of enemies."
The Town Crier was joined Throughout many worlds, By Criers making much ado About news that was really only 'olds'.
Then Orwell told Alix A tale full of foreboding ill will, It concerned the King's new dance called "Both Sides Will Get Killed"
" 'Will you move a little faster?' Said the White King to a knight, There's an enemy close behind us, And he moves with all his might. See how angrily the lobbers And the hurters all advance! They are waiting by the quicksand-- Will you come and join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, Won't you, will you join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, Won't you, will you join the dance? You can really have no notion How delightful it will be When I take you up and throw you, With the lobbers, out to sea!' But the knight replied, 'Too far, too far!' And gave alook askance-- Said he thanked the White King kindly, But he would not join the dance. Would not, could not, would not, Could not, would not join the dance. Would not, could not, would not, Could not, would not join the dance."
Then Alix got so carried away With a tirade Against the Mock Crier, That he believed he's was accusing The White King of Creating today's dire mire.
Chapter 9 The Crook-ed Game
Back in the Dark Woods, Alix meets a liberal Liberal, Who changes colors to conform To the times most agitational.
In order to get the most cheers In the game of Crook-ed, The Honorable Mr. Alter-Ego, Uses slimy snakes And bendy trees most wicked.
But Alix, shooting plain stuff Loses at the game by traps Most devious and corrupt.
When Alix Complained To the Constitution That this was not quit fair, He's answered by this Treasure cat, "I can only do so much with flair."
"I am somewhat limited in action, But if you want more justice You must call on the my Father, Who's, in fact, Father of all Justice. So don't ask me to, his existence, prove, For you will soon see him For now My Father, Catlan, Is on the move!"
Chapter 10 Who Struck Terror Into this Fair Land?
Sentenced in court for striking terror Into this fair Land And its 'fair' Head, Alix blares TRUTH At the Green Gloop To reveal it's really Red.
But before the Town Criers Can see the gloop for what it is, The White Rabbit cleans up the mess To hide all the evidence.
And using info gathered By those nasty Telebug pests, The White Rabbit compiles A pile of evidence against Alix.
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